I FOUND MY MOTIVATION
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Anonymous asked: Do you swallow?
how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
no but i felt a throbbing in my vagina.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
— Wise words from my mom (via magicrobotgeography)
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
Here is a cutie beagle puppy for everyone who isn’t feeling great today.
“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”
“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into...